So every morning at 5:00, a loud burbling subaru comes by and delivers the paper in my neighborhood. It wakes me up EVERY DAY. I actually haven't seen the car, but judging by the noise it is unmistakably a subaru, and either has a giant fart can exhaust or no exhaust at all.

I called the paper just now to complain, and apparently they're telling him to fix it or else

 

hes going to come tax you for his 2 dollars

 

dj, i need to see the full body shots of that avatar...

 

i know rite

 

I approve of this thread derail

 

no luck all i can find is this.

 

damn it all to hell.

 

can you find the shorts, buy them, get some other girl to wear them, take pictures and then post pictures?

 

Better off dead ftw