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So every morning at 5:00, a loud burbling subaru comes by and delivers the paper in my neighborhood. It wakes me up EVERY DAY. I actually haven't seen the car, but judging by the noise it is unmistakably a subaru, and either has a giant fart can exhaust or no exhaust at all.
I called the paper just now to complain, and apparently they're telling him to fix it or else