i hate losing more than anything

 

Which one does he like better

 

My credit score is in the toilet and i'm trying to recover but am failing miserably.

 

har har har hfawk:

 

Im 6ft and used to be able to dunk like crazy when I was 19.

My fastest tennis serve was clocked at 126mph.

I can crack my elbow like you would a finger.

My left bicep balls more than the right yet my right is stronger.

I skeetoff lefty but Im a righty.

Likes trapping air bubbles under eyes and popping them to make this weird sound.

 

The first time I cummed, I thought it was pretty cool and that was when I was 16.


hahahaha I skeet with the left too

 

I was born left-handed, but mom put everything in my right hand, so on the basketball court I dribble with my left and shoot with my right.
I can only skeet with my left. o:
My left eye slightly moves up and down when I chew. Not really visible unless I tilt my head back.
I adore pretty painted toes on females.
I was once a boy-toy for a rich Cougar. Never again.

 

For a fat guy I can run fast.

 

I played in a punk band as drummer then later lead singer from about 85 (14 yrs old) until 89(18 years old) in Sacramento. we had bookings and were paid in booze and various drugs which we sold to buy the drugs we really wanted (weed).

 

im from the future.