I can do this:


I have been bitten 3 times by dogs. 1 almost made me blind in one eye and split my forehead open which needed reconstructive surgery. If not I would have a HUGE indent on my forehead, another ripped my finger open and the other was minor.

I have have 3 reconstructive surgeries (forehead, chin, neck)

I have almost died 3 times. 1: Growth on my neck that was growing inward towards my brain stem instead of outward (usually does and falls off) 2: Had minor gum surgery and I had a vein that grew up instead of down to the jaw line, and the dentist snipped it and I was spraying the ceiling with blood, epy shots, and 911 was on it's way. Dr finally sealed it but I lost a lot of blood. 3: had a gokart accident which caused a MASSIVE hematoma on my leg which was caused by my femoral artery. The wall of my femoral artery was compromised and if I had bumped it again I could have ruptured my artery and internally bled to death.

I gave myself my own tattoo by slicing open my skin and pouring ink in it. The tattoo is still there 11 years later h:

 

I have a scar on the back of my leg...

When I was 6 I was swinging on the first rung of a monkey bar and my leg kicked back and caught on a bolt that held the step up..cut into my flesh and ripped a hole 7 inches across and deep enough that my bone was showing.

It was pretty fun.

 

Si, it's just releasing gas between the joints

 

Fuckin mom.

She lied.

 

on other note, I'm ungodly good with math, I just do enough to pass a class though h:

EDIT: That's actually true for everything h:

 

It's okay, it's a common myth for most people to believe. I believed it myself until I did some research on it.

 

i steal souls with a little black magic box.

 

-I was born in New Zealand and hold dual citizenship
-Never broke a bone
-Fell 40 feet down a tree with no damage
-Attacked by a dog with my head in his jaws, canine tooth was 1/8" from my eye
-center trunk of tree broke off ~110ft up, fell on top of my head...no injury
-I have damaged all of the cars I've owned, 2 damaged in the same spot from separate incidents
-I have been 144mph in my Integra
-I do everything with my left hand except write
-I walk/run overproned
-I have stayed awake 4 days straight, was hearing voices and responding by end of day 3
-If it's raining outside, I will fall asleep in seconds
-In the past 8 years I have lived in 8 different places