I can do this:
I have been bitten 3 times by dogs. 1 almost made me blind in one eye and split my forehead open which needed reconstructive surgery. If not I would have a HUGE indent on my forehead, another ripped my finger open and the other was minor.
I have have 3 reconstructive surgeries (forehead, chin, neck)
I have almost died 3 times. 1: Growth on my neck that was growing inward towards my brain stem instead of outward (usually does and falls off) 2: Had minor gum surgery and I had a vein that grew up instead of down to the jaw line, and the dentist snipped it and I was spraying the ceiling with blood, epy shots, and 911 was on it's way. Dr finally sealed it but I lost a lot of blood. 3: had a gokart accident which caused a MASSIVE hematoma on my leg which was caused by my femoral artery. The wall of my femoral artery was compromised and if I had bumped it again I could have ruptured my artery and internally bled to death.
I gave myself my own tattoo by slicing open my skin and pouring ink in it. The tattoo is still there 11 years later

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