I Need HAN's Help
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Rub sardines all over her desk
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if she has a printer, Make some copies of a paperclip. Then put them into the paper tray of the printer. She'll go apeshit looking for the paperclip
Remove the desk drawers in the victim’s desk and switch them around. (If you can’t remove the drawers, just take out the stuff and swap it around.)
If she has a paperclip holder, take all of the paperclips out and link them together and put them back in the holder.
Transfer gay porn 1-800 numbers to her phone
Paint the tips of her pens and pencils with clear nail polish.
Change the language setting of her cell, windows, etc... to a foreign language.
Take an item from the victim’s office (something they use a lot such as a special coffee cup, stapler, pencil cup, etc.). Take a picture of the item and leave it on the victim’s desk (in the same spot where the item was located), along with a “ransom” note.
the list goes on...
Remove the desk drawers in the victim’s desk and switch them around. (If you can’t remove the drawers, just take out the stuff and swap it around.)
If she has a paperclip holder, take all of the paperclips out and link them together and put them back in the holder.
Transfer gay porn 1-800 numbers to her phone
Paint the tips of her pens and pencils with clear nail polish.
Change the language setting of her cell, windows, etc... to a foreign language.
Take an item from the victim’s office (something they use a lot such as a special coffee cup, stapler, pencil cup, etc.). Take a picture of the item and leave it on the victim’s desk (in the same spot where the item was located), along with a “ransom” note.
the list goes on...
If she has an optical mouse, put tape over the laser. If she has a ball mouse, take the ball out.
Sprinkle salt on the the mousepad.
If her comp has a floppy disk drive put a disk in it before they start it up in the morning.
Set up a password on her screensaver or set up the comp to lock out after the minimum time (again, with a password).
Set up her default printer for some printer far away.
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If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Last edited by Bl@ck; Oct 16, 2008 at 11:00 AM.
I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
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From: Spokompton,WA
Blocked by websense. DAMN IT!
I'm so doing that when she leaves!
If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
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From: Westside til I die
If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.
Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
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2015 Ford Mustang GT Fastback - Ingot Silver - 6M - Performance Package - Gibson Catback, JLT CAI, FR 47lb injectors, BAMA E85 tune, Eibach Sportline, BMR wheel hop kit, UPR oil separator, Steeda shifter bushing/bracket
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