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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Bl@ck
If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.

Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.

Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 11:19 AM
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oh, and if it's a 5 button mouse, you can change the left and right mouse buttons for the side ones. that'll really fuck her up
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 11:21 AM
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Change all of the browsers to open like Word or something(Right click on the desktop icon or start menu item and change the path)
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bl@ck
If she uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.

Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when she clicks with the mouse, nothing will work as expected.

Change the cursor on her computer. Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel->Mouse, and select the “Pointers” tab. Then change the cursor to the hourglass image. Now she will think their computer is stuck on a task endlessly.
:rofl: Don't forget to change the the country settings for keyboard. That will fuck her up real good.
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:17 PM
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Rig the power button for the computer under the space bar so everytime she hits the space bar the shut down window pops up :rofl:
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:20 PM
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Switch the letters on her keyboard around a little... but in a way it's not too noticable.

I once switched the M & N keys on a coworkers computer whose log in was MNOONEY

:chuckles: She couldn't figure it out and bugged IT for a new keyboard.
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
Rig the power button for the computer under the space bar so everytime she hits the space bar the shut down window pops up :rofl:
you can just map a hotkey, no wiring involved. i'd make it something a little more random like = or +
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Janna
Switch the letters on her keyboard around a little... but in a way it's not too noticable.
HAHA good one, but we have done that and it does work great.
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:34 PM
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thank god i dont work with pranksters. i'd stab my coworkers in the throat if they pulled that crap on me

but damn the hotkey power off, hourglass cursor, and desktop jokes are freagin win
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Old Oct 16, 2008 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Spec R
thank god i dont work with pranksters. i'd stab my coworkers in the throat if they pulled that crap on me
Whhhhy.. it's all in good fun. h:
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