Start leaving receipts for vibrators and such conspicuously on her desk.

 

Do you have any I can borrow?

 

just print out real looking ones from your computer.

 

Bump

 

Change her homepage.
Or background, or change themes on her firefox, if she uses it.

 

turn up the volume on her computer, and unplug the headphones.

 

Take a print screen of her desktop, make it her desktop then turn off icons on her desktop to make her think the icons are active when in fact they aren't

 

if the monitor has the option, flip the display 180 degrees.

 

:rofl: I did that to a friend and his entire computer took a dive when he tried to fix it. He was pissed. I told him what I did and that he has an eMachine and its not my fault his computer is a lemon, since this happened a couple times before.
I did feel bad though.

 

Take the batteries out of her mouse and hide them (if wireless obviously).
Mess w/ the display settings on her monitor...every night.
Turn the ringer on her phone up super high.
........:dunno: