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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Nelson
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I actually think the opposite. First thing on my mind is if I can clean that uhm, shit, up first.

and I have that shirt :wiggle:
no, you're wrong.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:07 PM
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too much risk to venture out and try to nab some towels before someone comes in h:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
too much risk to venture out and try to nab some towels before someone comes in h:
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Are they going in the stall with you?
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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I once sharted at the national air and space museum in Washington DC. I was wearing white shorts :ugh:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Janna
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Are they going in the stall with you?
you lost me...


you don't have a penis so you don't count h:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Janna


Not once you wipe if you're clean about it. :eh:

not if you have squishy shit that doesn't come out clean.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by RicoD
you lost me...


you don't have a penis so you don't count h:

Pssh.

My strap-on is bigger then your dick.



Originally Posted by NOPD
not if you have squishy shit that doesn't come out clean.

Uhm.... eat better? :hsugh:
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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if i ever see a dude from my office holding his pant half up going to another stall i'll make so much fun of him he'll have to quit the job to make sure i dont totally destroy his self esteem


and i was about to use the boxers but then i just tried to reach over an bam... TP heaven.
Also the reason i didnt check was cause it's 1 of those 3 rolls depenser thing so i didnt thing it would empty
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Nelson
scoop the shit out with the roll.
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by reno96teg
scoop the shit out with the roll.
no.. you peel the empty roll.. bam instant cardboard 2-ply


and i agree with janna.. you can just pull up your pants but not all the way up.. keep em gangsta style.. so the bottom of your /pantsundies dont touch your butt.. i done it before... you sorta have to walk like a penguin too :hsr:
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