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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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I would simply check BEFORE you use the toilet.
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When you got the hershey squirts like mad, that isn't the first thing on your mind.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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Good shirt!
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN
Good shit!
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:28 PM
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i always check because i see the tp when i put on the seat protector :0
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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Use the ass gasket because if youre sitting on a toilet w/o, youre fucking gross to begin with.

Or at very last, use a dirty ass dollar or two from your wallet. Fuck it, its an asshole, its seen shittier.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HawtPants
i always check because i see the tp when i put on the seat protector :0
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Originally Posted by RB
When you got the hershey squirts like mad, that isn't the first thing on your mind.
I actually think the opposite. First thing on my mind is if I can clean that uhm, shit, up first.

and I have that shirt :wiggle:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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:eh:
wtf is wrong with some of you guys. Just yank your pants up and grab from the next stall. If it's a public bathroom.. should be plenty of paper products.

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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Janna
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wtf is wrong with some of you guys. Just yank your pants up and grab from the next stall. It's a bathroom.. should be plenty of paper products.
Some smaller bathrooms are private rooms with one toilet. Plus some bathrooms have hand air-dryers or those stupid cloth towel things that keep recycling through the machine.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Just Janna
:eh:
wtf is wrong with some of you guys. Just yank your pants up and grab from the next stall. If it's a public bathroom.. should be plenty of paper products.
that shit is nasty yo, cuz the residue will be squished between your ass cheek :barf:
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
Some smaller bathrooms are private rooms with one toilet. Plus some bathrooms have hand air-dryers or those stupid cloth towel things that keep recycling through the machine.
... Touche'

But I'd still dash and grab some tissues or something and run back before going for my clothing.

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that shit is nasty yo, cuz the residue will be squished between your ass cheek :barf:
Not once you wipe if you're clean about it. :eh:
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