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Old May 28, 2008 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by JGordon
BRB going to pleasure you orally. Just because I'm on my period doesn't mean you should have to suffer too.

BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.

BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.

BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,

BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.

BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!

BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.

BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.

The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me. h:

new relationship?
Old May 28, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JGordon
BRB going to pleasure you orally. Just because I'm on my period doesn't mean you should have to suffer too.

BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.

BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.

BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,

BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.

BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!

BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.

BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.

The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me. h:
you're going in the wrong direction with this thread.
Old May 28, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JGordon
BRB going to pleasure you orally. Just because I'm on my period doesn't mean you should have to suffer too.

BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.

BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.

BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,

BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.

BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!

BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.

BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.

The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me. h:
wow she wasted her money on that one h:
Old May 28, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Tark
new relationship?
3 months so far, I'm hoping it continues in this direction. I have a feeling it will, but you never know. :shhh:

Originally Posted by rebeld
wow she wasted her money on that one h:
I know. :wtc: Thankfully we went to the Avs game where they beat the Wild 5 to 1, and not any of the Detroit games. But the Lakers just demolished the Nuggets.
Old May 28, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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brb, going to talk to the one guy who i can tell anything to

(about 5 minutes old)
Old May 28, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
brb, going to talk to the one guy who i can tell anything to

(about 5 minutes old)
HAHAHA i thought you gave her the boot.
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JGordon
3 months so far, I'm hoping it continues in this direction.I have a feeling it will, but you never know. :shhh:
FUCKIN :werd:
I got owned posting something similar to this

but to keep with the thread:

brb, gonna go make every guy ever think I'm flirting with him/ checking him out, cuz it makes me feel powerful
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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HAHAHA i thought you gave her the boot.
i did

mutual friends ftl

she basically keeps tabs and will show up at parties just to try and cause drama

she did it 2 weeks ago. bday party for our friend, says she isnt coming, finds out i did go, she calls the bday girl and says shes on her way for a bit ... then comes and acts flirty with the guys ... i laughed, pounded the better part of a fifth of captain and found some slooty ass girls to grind with all night
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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brb going to a party where my ex is and start flirting with other guys in his face.
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:05 PM
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brb, going to wash my car with Palmolive.



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