BRB going to pleasure you orally. Just because I'm on my period doesn't mean you should have to suffer too.
BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.
BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.
BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,
BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.
BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!
BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.
BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.
The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me.
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