In this thread we pretend we are girls
Z0chicks
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From: PA
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From: Golden, CO
BRB going to complain that you don't want to "really know me" because you don't care about my past relationships
BRB going to complain that you don't want to spend time in my apartment despite the fact that I don't have A/C, your side of the bed gets way too hot due to a crappy heater, I have no internet access and no cable television, you have to park your nice car on a sketchy street, and my downstairs neighbor calls the landlord every time we have sex.
BRB going to stop having sex with you for six weeks because I mouthed off to my boss and got fired and now I'm "not feeling it."
BRB you can still have sex with me even though I'm not interested, I'll just lay here.
BRB going to complain that you don't want to spend time in my apartment despite the fact that I don't have A/C, your side of the bed gets way too hot due to a crappy heater, I have no internet access and no cable television, you have to park your nice car on a sketchy street, and my downstairs neighbor calls the landlord every time we have sex.
BRB going to stop having sex with you for six weeks because I mouthed off to my boss and got fired and now I'm "not feeling it."
BRB you can still have sex with me even though I'm not interested, I'll just lay here.
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From: Pittsburgh/Columbus
brb, eww that is gross i hate hearing other people having sex, so inconsiderate!! ooh yeah lets do it!
(slept in a big open room with only "shacker sheets" seperating sleeping quarters for 2 years in a fraternity
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(slept in a big open room with only "shacker sheets" seperating sleeping quarters for 2 years in a fraternity
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From: glass case of emotion
BRB going to complain that you don't want to "really know me" because you don't care about my past relationships
BRB going to complain that you don't want to spend time in my apartment despite the fact that I don't have A/C, your side of the bed gets way too hot due to a crappy heater, I have no internet access and no cable television, you have to park your nice car on a sketchy street, and my downstairs neighbor calls the landlord every time we have sex.
BRB going to stop having sex with you for six weeks because I mouthed off to my boss and got fired and now I'm "not feeling it."
BRB you can still have sex with me even though I'm not interested, I'll just lay here.
BRB going to complain that you don't want to spend time in my apartment despite the fact that I don't have A/C, your side of the bed gets way too hot due to a crappy heater, I have no internet access and no cable television, you have to park your nice car on a sketchy street, and my downstairs neighbor calls the landlord every time we have sex.
BRB going to stop having sex with you for six weeks because I mouthed off to my boss and got fired and now I'm "not feeling it."
BRB you can still have sex with me even though I'm not interested, I'll just lay here.
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From: Golden, CO
BRB going to pleasure you orally. Just because I'm on my period doesn't mean you should have to suffer too.
BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.
BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.
BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,
BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.
BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!
BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.
BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.
The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me.h:
BRB going to clean up all my stuff so it isn't thrown around your bedroom, I know you hate that.
BRB I'll pay for this meal since you paid for the last one.
BRB, I just bought us tickets to the NBA and NHL playoffs,
BRB, I'll just stay in tonight so that you can go drink beer with the guys.
BRB, here's a surprise gift for you becuase you treat me so well!
BRB just wanted to let you know how much better you are than all of my previous boyfriends.
BRB I've never orgasmed like that before. Let's do it again.
The current girlfiend has significantly un-jaded me.
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