Originally Posted by JGordon

BRB going to complain that you don't want to "really know me" because you don't care about my past relationships

BRB going to complain that you don't want to spend time in my apartment despite the fact that I don't have A/C, your side of the bed gets way too hot due to a crappy heater, I have no internet access and no cable television, you have to park your nice car on a sketchy street, and my downstairs neighbor calls the landlord every time we have sex.

BRB going to stop having sex with you for six weeks because I mouthed off to my boss and got fired and now I'm "not feeling it."

BRB you can still have sex with me even though I'm not interested, I'll just lay here.