so sat nite, i went down to coyote ugly to see amber & marie & hang out for a bit. i went up to the bar while marie was dancing & said hi. she squats down & out of the blue puts both hands on the sides of my face, pulls me in & starts kissing/making out with me!!!

so she stands up & i'm standing there like h: & there are about 10 guys standing around who start woot woot wooting.

i hear one of them say, "damn, what do we have to do for a kiss?!?!!?" to which she says (without missing a beat) "have a big dick like him..." & walks away
:lmfao:

i just stood there like

so i just made her cookies for valentine's day
https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...d.php?t=289713

 

:usa:

 

forgot to add a few pics....i know the rules :lmfao:

 

what's with the paint on the dome in the third one?

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

a feeble attempt to clean up a pic where i had taken a dropped tree limb to the head & had a horrible bloody mess there.......

been meaning to try & fix the pic better, but it's been awhile

 

You should print this up on a business card and hand them out to broads:

 

this thread would have been awesome if Heywood would have posted it.

 

Who the fuck is James?

 

yeah yeah yeah.....