so sat nite, i went down to coyote ugly to see amber & marie & hang out for a bit. i went up to the bar while marie was dancing & said hi. she squats down & out of the blue puts both hands on the sides of my face, pulls me in & starts kissing/making out with me!!!

so she stands up & i'm standing there like h: & there are about 10 guys standing around who start woot woot wooting.

i hear one of them say, "damn, what do we have to do for a kiss?!?!!?" to which she says (without missing a beat) "have a big dick like him..." & walks away
:lmfao:

i just stood there like

so i just made her cookies for valentine's day
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