that'll be a long ways to go

 

a friend of mine wore the engagement ring he bought for her on his hand.

when she asked about it, he took it off, and put it on her's, then said "This looks better on your hand"

 

or wait until shes completely naked and then ask her. if she asks why tell her it seems like a good idea

 

I'm going to get the Marshied for this, but what the hey. Here is how I'm going to propose.

My house has a balcony, so I'm going to set a candle lit dinner outside on the balcony. I'll have a trail of red rose petal from the entrance way into our room upstairs. There is going to be a note and a dvd right next to it, telling her to put it in the dvd player. The dvd is going to play our song and at the end it is going to tell her to go to the balcony. Then baaaam I'm sitting naked with the candle lit dinner. Then I'm going to propose.

 

naked?

put the ring on your penis

 

either she has fat fingers or i have a might thin penis for that to work

 

well use a piece of string and tie it around your balls

 

Why would you get Marshied Phatty?

It has a romantic/humor tone to it

 

I threw in a humorous tone, so I won't get marshied

 

there is also the difference that we like you and not marshy