He'll just have to tuck his manhood between his legs and endovagina you.

 

:rofl:

 

ALready mentioned that to her....aint gon work

 

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:chuckles:

Manwhores.

All of you.

 

In the next year or 2 i'm proposing to my gf, not sure exactly how though yet.

 

im not going to read all 3 pages to determine if this thread is still on topic....

i pretty much threw any plans out the window cuz my nerves were so fuckered up no way i was going to execute.

so what i did is present a valentines day that would piss any woman off. i had no money so i couldnt take her out (remember i spent it all on a ring), i told her she had to close her eyes cuz i didnt get time to wrap her gift (more to piss her off) and i just put a bunch of junk that i had in the basement into a box. with her eyes shut, based on the feel and sound of the box, she thought it was a rolling pin :rofl: anyway i told her to open her eyes and when she did there i was to propose. awwwww :hugglez:

 

I proposed to my wife at her Granmother's 70th B-day party in front of about 60ish ppl...:nervous:

 

Way to take away from Grandmas day jerk :madr:

 

or you can put the ring up your ass and tell her you got a scratch that won't go away and she needs to scratch it out