Duck people
I missed Sean
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 11,285
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From: Fairfield/Bridgeport CT
"my magnetic strip is all messed up so you'll probably have to type it"
*swipe*
*clean*
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"You should probably just type it in"
*swipe*
*clean*
*gets manager*
'this card won't go through'
*swipe*
`let me try`
*swipe*
`sire there seems to be something wrong with your card, I'm going to try and type it in...`
*types*
`that worked! you should probably think about getting a new card`
oh how I wanted to make a comment about how many new things that store could have had. 'employees' was the least of the insults on my mind
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*swipe*
*clean*
*swipe*
*swipe*
"You should probably just type it in"
*swipe*
*clean*
*gets manager*
'this card won't go through'
*swipe*
`let me try`
*swipe*
`sire there seems to be something wrong with your card, I'm going to try and type it in...`
*types*
`that worked! you should probably think about getting a new card`
oh how I wanted to make a comment about how many new things that store could have had. 'employees' was the least of the insults on my mind
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Checking it twice
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 13,539
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From: Twixt Hell/Ann Arbor MI
Just get one about the voices in your head telling you what to do...
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"
LUNCH with THEOLDMAN...On a break for now...
wanna run
Joined: Aug 2004
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This happened New Years Eve. I was in line at Longs. It was the 10 items or less line. BUT IT WAS SLOW. I was in one of those positions where I knew if I moved...my line would speed up. So I stayed. Being 5th in line, I stood as people started complaining about stuff or whatnot. The line started building. Then I was 3rd in line. Some motherfucker wanted to buy a couple packs of Snickers with a $.50 off coupon. But it wont scan. She tries and tries again. No go. The register lady just went :dunno:
She then called the manager. The guy behind me was like...all this to save a few cents. I was getting pissed. I walked up to the lady and said loud enough for people in other lines to hear, "how much are the coupons for? I will give you $2 if you just forget the coupons." She looked at me like she was doing some math. "You have 3 packs, this will give you another $.50. Take it and forget about the coupons."
People started LOLing. She took it. The guy behind me offered me a dollar. I declined. She went on her way. Then the manager came...and the register lady started chatting with him like..."yea the coupons didnt work but this guy gave the lady $2 to forget about them...." Then told the register lady in another line..."yea this guy just gave her $2...."
Then a lady behind me screamed out, KEEP THE LINE MOVING!
LOLOLOLOLz.
She then called the manager. The guy behind me was like...all this to save a few cents. I was getting pissed. I walked up to the lady and said loud enough for people in other lines to hear, "how much are the coupons for? I will give you $2 if you just forget the coupons." She looked at me like she was doing some math. "You have 3 packs, this will give you another $.50. Take it and forget about the coupons."
People started LOLing. She took it. The guy behind me offered me a dollar. I declined. She went on her way. Then the manager came...and the register lady started chatting with him like..."yea the coupons didnt work but this guy gave the lady $2 to forget about them...." Then told the register lady in another line..."yea this guy just gave her $2...."
Then a lady behind me screamed out, KEEP THE LINE MOVING!
LOLOLOLOLz.
Sounds like fun and I hate all the people that hold up lines cuz dey gotz ta getz all dey cuponz inz.
wanna run
Joined: Aug 2004
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I went to the grocery store today and opened the door for a guy. He kindly thanked me. Before I could get through, 3 more people barged through without a word. I said "You're welcome," making sure they heard me. The last guy through looked at me like I was stupid. 
I stopped at the gas station on the way to work to put some petrol in the wife's car. I walked up to the counter and the girl looked at me and went back to what she was doing. I slapped the money down on the counter and looked at her. She says "What you need?"
How fucking rude can you be? :ugh:
I stopped at the gas station on the way to work to put some petrol in the wife's car. I walked up to the counter and the girl looked at me and went back to what she was doing. I slapped the money down on the counter and looked at her. She says "What you need?"
How fucking rude can you be? :ugh:
