"my magnetic strip is all messed up so you'll probably have to type it"
*swipe*
*clean*
*swipe*
*swipe*
"You should probably just type it in"
*swipe*
*clean*
*gets manager*
'this card won't go through'
*swipe*
`let me try`
*swipe*
`sire there seems to be something wrong with your card, I'm going to try and type it in...`
*types*
`that worked! you should probably think about getting a new card`


oh how I wanted to make a comment about how many new things that store could have had. 'employees' was the least of the insults on my mind h: