okay, there's this one asshole in the office ... he thinks he's untouchable because he's been with the company for a whopping 6 years and is the kid of some lady that's been here for 15.

I swear, the shit I hear ... and this is all from this morning ...

- He slams on his keyboard. The guy never does any work, but when he is doing something ... he likes to draw attention to himself by SLAMMING on his keys. About 20 minutes ago, he was just swearing about how "his keyboard is a piece of shit" and "it broke for no reason".

- He's gone on 2 smoke breaks ... and he's been here for 45 minutes.

- Yesterday, a Kenyan won the Chicago marathon. A few racist remarks regarding Africa came 10 minutes ago.

- He had Chinese food for dinner ... how do I know? I can hear him impersonate the restaurant owner just now.

 

I want to work for the Post Office so I can get all of these days off.

 

:rofl: damn kenyans

use some ninja skills on him drew

yea, my uncle has worked for the post office for 20+ years. bastard has so much vacation time its crazy. he's always off of work

 

you guys are all jealous hfawk:

banking industry FTW and thank god for random holidays like this cuz i only have today to finish getting everything out of my house. :noes:

better get back to work!!!

 

In. Went to bed at about 4:30am and here on time at 7am. Classic.

 

I don't know how you do it....

 

I dont know either but the bags under my eyes tell me sometimes. So did you book your flight?

 

Did you book yours? h:

 

As Peter Griffin would say, "touché salesman."

No really, are you in? Because I needs a vacation.

 

yay for columbus i have the day off