okay, there's this one asshole in the office ... he thinks he's untouchable because he's been with the company for a whopping 6 years and is the kid of some lady that's been here for 15.

I swear, the shit I hear ... and this is all from this morning ...

- He slams on his keyboard. The guy never does any work, but when he is doing something ... he likes to draw attention to himself by SLAMMING on his keys. About 20 minutes ago, he was just swearing about how "his keyboard is a piece of shit" and "it broke for no reason".

- He's gone on 2 smoke breaks ... and he's been here for 45 minutes.

- Yesterday, a Kenyan won the Chicago marathon. A few racist remarks regarding Africa came 10 minutes ago.

- He had Chinese food for dinner ... how do I know? I can hear him impersonate the restaurant owner just now.