still workin out the details of paying for all the mexicans needed to dig the irrigation ditches

i think i could pay them by promising them australia ... too stupid to realize they will have to pay us to clean up all the nuclear contamination




i think i shall have muslim extremists weaken canada by sneaking pictures of muhammed into the canadian papers and spreading rumors how maple syrup is made by corporate infidels who let their women run naked in the streets

then when the timing is right i can sneak in and wipe out both factions at once

 

don't even start with africa :eek4:

 

i'm just going to build a giant wall around africa ... with all my french slaves that attempted to escape the flood and ran into the giant traps i left out with bits of cheese in them

then when the wall is built i just let aids do the rest

and i now have the worlds largest wild game preserve for hunting ... the profits from that should pay for the materials used on the wall

 

:bowdown:

Good thing I'll be vice president.

 

Switzerland
India
Canada
Ireland
Burundi
Austria
Belgium
Mauritius
Democratic Republic of Congo
Luxembourg

Are just examples of countries that have more then 1 official languages... and it works for them.

 

replace black dude with me and put spanky in the back with craigorz (office of hot bitches & good times)

 

America > those countries

 

dont forget its also the list of countries that nobody ever gave 2 fucks about

 

You know what, I agree with Tark, I want everyone to learn my language, I R is tyred of engrish neways man....

 

Step 6 in world domination: Import hot swiss girls into the new capital (vegas)