ear plugs

 

immediate results call for dye measures" poisioning is to messy, your gonna have to pick them up from your driveway / yard

exhibit A


thats just one of the many i needed to pick up. Next is that damn woodpecker that wakes me up at 330am daily cause he's pecking the tree ou tside my bedroom window


edit: he died humanly btw.

 

i used to have a bunch pigeons at my house too. cooing and making nests. one day i starting finding dead pigeons all over the yard. they were eaten by a hawk

 

I just recalled, didn't NOPD kill a bird once? Or found one and he said he was going to eat it?

 

fuck that dude.

if it's a vermin and its making a nuiscance on our property, its dead....and noone knows the difference

 

we have real owls too.. but those guys are cool

 

the spikes are $2.xx each foot. and you have to buy a min of 30 ft.
I won my BB gun in a game of Assassins for my frat. I let the other guy win, cuz his big bro was running it. h:

 

i was thinking about water hoses ftw later today after work

their stomach expands until they die. they can't pass gass.. they can't pee either. they shit and pee at the same time, hence the watery bird poops

 

my friend was having the exact same problem with pigeons. they liked his back yard because there is a huge tree where they perch/nest. those bastards were also eating his dogs food and shitting all over the place.
his solution was to buy a bb gun an execute them sniper style through the screen door. he was pretty accurate. problem solved.

 

I will be nice and hose them
if they return, it ain't my fault... rick's got some nice paintball guns h: