Originally Posted by
fistandauntilus
my friend was having the exact same problem with pigeons. they liked his back yard because there is a huge tree where they perch/nest. those bastards were also eating his dogs food and shitting all over the place.
his solution was to buy a bb gun an execute them sniper style through the screen door. he was pretty accurate. problem solved.
I will be nice and hose them
if they return, it ain't my fault... rick's got some nice paintball guns

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