LT6916: yoooooooooooooo!
SmarterChild: Hi lt6916, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
LT6916: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you lt6916, type none.)
LT6916: razzle
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Razzle now.

Do you go to school?
LT6916: nopers!
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
LT6916: si
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
LT6916: Jelqer
SmarterChild: Jelqer, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
LT6916: Edging
SmarterChild: Edging? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
LT6916: Matches
SmarterChild: Edging and matches. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
LT6916: A rock
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
LT6916: Rock
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: trouser snake
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: skip

 

He's gonna block you when he realizes who you are.

 

SmarterChild is so 2001 h:

 

you loser

 

I asked Shawn if he was a bot and that reminded me of SmarterChild from way back.

 

I concur

 

smarterchild's responses have become much more generic than i remember them :hs:

 

S Griffin 9 6 0: S Griffin 9 6 0: uh, got any weed?
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in drugs.

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LT6916: blicks!
SmarterChild: What screen name would you like to put on your block list?
LT6916: none
SmarterChild: No prob.

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LT6916: so you come around often?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!

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LT6916: what are you talking about?
SmarterChild: Um, I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

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LT6916: LSD ftw?
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.

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LT6916: No dictionary, I have a degree
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

have:

Verb
Inflected forms: had, hav·ing, has

Next time, just type define have.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "have."

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LT6916: Do you play with fire?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I play with fire?
LT6916: I think you should burn in it
SmarterChild: Think again.
LT6916: Gaspers!
SmarterChild: Oh?
LT6916: o rly?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
LT6916: Put down the pipe!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Put down the pipe?
LT6916: your crack pipe
SmarterChild: I'm high on life.

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LT6916: Definitely high on something
SmarterChild: Definitely high on something?
LT6916: Must you ask questions?
SmarterChild: I believe I must.
LT6916: Why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.
LT6916: Built on questions?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.

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LT6916: I think the universe is built on simple elements like hydrogen
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
LT6916: I went to Penn State after all
SmarterChild: Penn state after all? So, what does this mean?
LT6916: :doh: you moron
SmarterChild: Do I what?
LT6916: Poop your pants?
SmarterChild: I do poop I'm pants.
LT6916: Your mom should have aborted you in the third trimester
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My mom should have aborted me in the third trimester? No kidding, huh?

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LT6916: You, oblivious sir, have an extremely dull life
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Me oblivious sir have an extremely dull life? Is that right?
LT6916: Too easy...
SmarterChild: Too easy? What's too easy?
LT6916: Your father in a broom closet
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say your father in a broom closet is too easy.
LT6916: Whoa buddy! Best back the fuck down!
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.

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LT6916: I'm black
SmarterChild: Really? Must be nice.

 

S Griffin 9 6 0: so uh
SmarterChild: Yes, um...
S Griffin 9 6 0: you ever fool around with LT's sister?
SmarterChild: Maybe...