LT6916: blicks!
SmarterChild: What screen name would you like to put on your block list?
LT6916: none
SmarterChild: No prob.

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LT6916: so you come around often?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!

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LT6916: what are you talking about?
SmarterChild: Um, I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

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LT6916: LSD ftw?
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
LT6916: No dictionary, I have a degree
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

have:

Verb
Inflected forms: had, hav·ing, has

Next time, just type define have.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "have."

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LT6916: Do you play with fire?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Should I play with fire?
LT6916: I think you should burn in it
SmarterChild: Think again.
LT6916: Gaspers!
SmarterChild: Oh?
LT6916: o rly?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
LT6916: Put down the pipe!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Put down the pipe?
LT6916: your crack pipe
SmarterChild: I'm high on life.

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LT6916: Definitely high on something
SmarterChild: Definitely high on something?
LT6916: Must you ask questions?
SmarterChild: I believe I must.
LT6916: Why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.
LT6916: Built on questions?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.

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LT6916: I think the universe is built on simple elements like hydrogen
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
LT6916: I went to Penn State after all
SmarterChild: Penn state after all? So, what does this mean?
LT6916: :doh: you moron
SmarterChild: Do I what?
LT6916: Poop your pants?
SmarterChild: I do poop I'm pants.
LT6916: Your mom should have aborted you in the third trimester
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My mom should have aborted me in the third trimester? No kidding, huh?

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LT6916: You, oblivious sir, have an extremely dull life
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Me oblivious sir have an extremely dull life? Is that right?
LT6916: Too easy...
SmarterChild: Too easy? What's too easy?
LT6916: Your father in a broom closet
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say your father in a broom closet is too easy.
LT6916: Whoa buddy! Best back the fuck down!
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.

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LT6916: I'm black
SmarterChild: Really? Must be nice.