LT6916: yoooooooooooooo!
SmarterChild: Hi lt6916, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
LT6916: sure
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you lt6916, type none.)
LT6916: razzle
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Razzle now.

Do you go to school?
LT6916: nopers!
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
LT6916: si
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
LT6916: Jelqer
SmarterChild: Jelqer, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
LT6916: Edging
SmarterChild: Edging? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
LT6916: Matches
SmarterChild: Edging and matches. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
LT6916: A rock
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
LT6916: Rock
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: trouser snake
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
LT6916: skip