wtf... my reply got deleted :/

 

I disagree, as I am quoting and replying to you as we speak.

 

i realized it wasnt in this thread so it never got deleted because it never was in this thread :loco:

 

Jesus Christ, I don't know what to say

 

me neither

 

^LOL

yea see if you have an Boston Market there. I'm sure all the grocery stores will be open till at least noon. get the food, and try to make your own mash potatoes and gravy. i know a lot of couples just like you, heck my uncle been with his wife for 8 years now, and only last year was her food eatable. what about any friends, see if one of them can cook, and spend thanksgiving with your friends and wife, would be more fun than just the 2 of you.

 

I live in a little ass town so there's no boston market around here and not sure about the grocery stores...I bought turkey, stuffing ect. I'm gonna give it a shot...if it's shitty this year i'm just gonna get completely drunk and pay someone to come in and cook for me haha

 

Ok so i'm making the potato's, the vegi platter, fixing all the vegis, make the stuffing and making the gravy, all she has to do is make the turkey, lets see if she fucks it up.

 

Just stuff your wifes turkey and put your cranberries on her forehead after you toss your gravy all over her and call it a day.

 

:chuckles: Awesome.