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yea see if you have an Boston Market there. I'm sure all the grocery stores will be open till at least noon. get the food, and try to make your own mash potatoes and gravy. i know a lot of couples just like you, heck my uncle been with his wife for 8 years now, and only last year was her food eatable. what about any friends, see if one of them can cook, and spend thanksgiving with your friends and wife, would be more fun than just the 2 of you.