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Chuck Norris doesn't care about black people, Kanye West is just too afraid to admit it.
Chuck Norris pissed on R. Kelly
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.
If you see Chuck Norris, it's already too late.
Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat bolted to a jackhammer.
Chuck Norris was once asked whether he preferred pirates or ninjas. He chose ninjas because most pirates have already had some of their limbs torn off.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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