Chuck Norris doesn't care about black people, Kanye West is just too afraid to admit it.

Chuck Norris pissed on R. Kelly

Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.

If you see Chuck Norris, it's already too late.

Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat bolted to a jackhammer.