Chuck Norris is the only person who can solve all his problems through violence.

 

chuck norris has a license to kill

 

That actually made me laugh hard

 

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some good ones.

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because that indicates the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing

President Kennedy was saved but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the bullets coming towards his head. Presidents kennedy's head blew up in sheer amazement.

 

no, Chuck Norris Patented it, he licenses it out to other people. That's why he has to kill so many people, they didn't pay him his royalties.

 

chuck norris doesnt aim. he shoots randomly and out of fear, the bullets do what he wants.

 

chuck norris fears nothing, chuck norris is fear itself

 

Chuck Norris once farted so hard that the person behind him went through three trees, two Mercedes, a telephone poll, and Fort Knox. Amazingly, he survived. His name was Christopher Reeve.

Chuck Norris can kill you just by thinking about you. When people die suddenly in their sleep, the medical term is "DBN" (Death By Norris).

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a mullet, laugh about it, he fucking dares you

 

if you look into a mirror and say chuck norris three times, he appears and bitch slaps you for interupting him.

 

:rofl: I'm dying all over again