Weak.......

 

5/10

 

How does the hamburger get to the hospital?

[spoiler=the answer]In a hambulance.[/spoiler]

:hsd:

 

you can do better than that john

 

Not tonight I can't

 

I chuckled more at that than the actual joke.

 

Book of Lame?

 

alright, but dont flip out on me :uhhok:



there's 4 guys on a plane, a white guy who happens to be the pilot, a black guy, an asian guy, and a mexican guy are the passengers. they're cruising along when the plane starts to drop in altitude. the pilot comes on saying the plane is too heavy and they need to drop some weight. so he tells them to throw out whatever they have too much of in their country.

the black guy says he has too much drugs in his country, so he throws out bags of drugs.

the asian guy says he has too much rice in his country, so he throws out sacks of rice.

the mexican guy says he has too many stupid looking cowboy hats in his country, so he throws out crates of stupid looking cowboy hats.

now it's the pilots turn, he thinks about it for a minute. then says he has too many black, asian, and mexican people in his country, so he throws them out.



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:rofl: way better than the OP

 

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