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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 02:51 PM
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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 02:53 PM
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old joke with new names....

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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 02:54 PM
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i lol'd 5/10
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 02:57 PM
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3.456/10.23423 h:
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:23 PM
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repost

https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...row+ten+%24100


come on nightshade...I don't thin kyou have ever reposted before.
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:28 PM
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This is like the 5000th time I've seen this joke.


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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:29 PM
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i know a different version of this joke. but it's a bit racist. :rick: :shhh:
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
repost

https://www.honda-acura.net/forums/s...row+ten+%24100


come on nightshade...I don't thin kyou have ever reposted before.

oh he has reposted before, for a while he was on a repost roll
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Snoopy
i know a different version of this joke. but it's a bit racist. :rick: :shhh:
Post it up! As long as you aren't the author, you can't be deemed racist for passing on the joke.
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Old Oct 18, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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I think this joke is in the bible
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