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Marge: (Answers phone) Hello?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my God, he's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh wait, I mean DWI. Ha ha ha. I always get those two mixed up.
Mrs: Philips: My name is Mrs. Philips, you said my husband is DWI
Chief Wiggum: Uh....why don't you talk to that officer over there. I'm going out to lunch. (Runs away)