Girls who talk a big game...
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Girls who talk a big game...
...but don't back it up, piss me off.
This girl I know, granted she looks good, but she's such a damn tease. Here's the latest AIM profile.
What I learned in college as a marketing major:
You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, She's fantastic in bed.
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and smooth out your skirt, you walk up to him and hand him a beer. You talk sports with him, pick up his wallet after he drops it, offer him a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.
Meh. :a:
This girl I know, granted she looks good, but she's such a damn tease. Here's the latest AIM profile.
What I learned in college as a marketing major:
You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, She's fantastic in bed.
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and smooth out your skirt, you walk up to him and hand him a beer. You talk sports with him, pick up his wallet after he drops it, offer him a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.
Meh. :a:
CHRISTMASTIME IN IRAQ
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Originally Posted by AP2
Sad but true, those are very good analogies.
I can one-up all of those though:
How I know that I'm good in bed is that once, while getting up to go to the bathroom at the end of a one-night stand, I ripped, on accident, the loudest, most eye-stinging fart I've EVER released...
A fart so painful, I HAD to leave the room, leaving HER to stew in it alone...
And I still got invited back. That's superior service baby.
