...but don't back it up, piss me off.

This girl I know, granted she looks good, but she's such a damn tease. Here's the latest AIM profile.

What I learned in college as a marketing major:

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, She's fantastic in bed.
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and smooth out your skirt, you walk up to him and hand him a beer. You talk sports with him, pick up his wallet after he drops it, offer him a ride, and then say, By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.
That's Brand Recognition.

Meh. :a: