i hate fake beeotches.
lots and lots of fail
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
Originally Posted by ISP James
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i dated a girl one time that told me she didnt like the S2k "it looks like a dick" she told me. once that happened, the relationship didnt last much longer.....
i dated a girl one time that told me she didnt like the S2k "it looks like a dick" she told me. once that happened, the relationship didnt last much longer.....
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From: Fussa, Japan
Good show, Brad. When I come in, I'll butt in line and make a big gay scene :chuckles: Just kidding.
Your story reminds me of the time I was working at a restaurant up at school. These 3 good-looking girls were seated in my section, and I knew they were PSU students. So I get double-sat with a mid-aged couple and their kid next to these girls. I go to the girls' table, do my schpeel on the specials and featured platters.
"Can I get you ladies something to drink?"
Bimbo1: "Can I get a frozen margarita?"
Bimbo2&3: "Yea, we want the same thing"
"Sure, can I just see your IDs, please?"
Bimbo1: <soft voice> "Um, we aren't 21...but we aren't driving"
"Uh...sorry, but I can't serve minors - I'll lose my job"
Bimbo3: "After this we're going to an exclusive sorority party. You can come with us when you're done if you..."
"Nope, sorry. I can't serve you alcohol"
Meanwhile the family next to me is hearing all this. So they then order water and small, inexpensive dishes. Then I go to the family kind of ticked, but they understood.
Later, the girls leave and left me a dollar tip on a combined check of 20-something. However, the family paid with credit and wrote on the bottom of my receipt "Way to stand your ground" and left me something like 15 tip on 40-something.
Your story reminds me of the time I was working at a restaurant up at school. These 3 good-looking girls were seated in my section, and I knew they were PSU students. So I get double-sat with a mid-aged couple and their kid next to these girls. I go to the girls' table, do my schpeel on the specials and featured platters.
"Can I get you ladies something to drink?"
Bimbo1: "Can I get a frozen margarita?"
Bimbo2&3: "Yea, we want the same thing"
"Sure, can I just see your IDs, please?"
Bimbo1: <soft voice> "Um, we aren't 21...but we aren't driving"
"Uh...sorry, but I can't serve minors - I'll lose my job"
Bimbo3: "After this we're going to an exclusive sorority party. You can come with us when you're done if you..."
"Nope, sorry. I can't serve you alcohol"
Meanwhile the family next to me is hearing all this. So they then order water and small, inexpensive dishes. Then I go to the family kind of ticked, but they understood.
Later, the girls leave and left me a dollar tip on a combined check of 20-something. However, the family paid with credit and wrote on the bottom of my receipt "Way to stand your ground" and left me something like 15 tip on 40-something.
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From: Miami Beach. FL
Originally Posted by LT
Good show, Brad. When I come in, I'll butt in line and make a big gay scene :chuckles: Just kidding.
Your story reminds me of the time I was working at a restaurant up at school. These 3 good-looking girls were seated in my section, and I knew they were PSU students. So I get double-sat with a mid-aged couple and their kid next to these girls. I go to the girls' table, do my schpeel on the specials and featured platters.
"Can I get you ladies something to drink?"
Bimbo1: "Can I get a frozen margarita?"
Bimbo2&3: "Yea, we want the same thing"
"Sure, can I just see your IDs, please?"
Bimbo1: <soft voice> "Um, we aren't 21...but we aren't driving"
"Uh...sorry, but I can't serve minors - I'll lose my job"
Bimbo3: "After this we're going to an exclusive sorority party. You can come with us when you're done if you..."
"Nope, sorry. I can't serve you alcohol"
Meanwhile the family next to me is hearing all this. So they then order water and small, inexpensive dishes. Then I go to the family kind of ticked, but they understood.
Later, the girls leave and left me a dollar tip on a combined check of 20-something. However, the family paid with credit and wrote on the bottom of my receipt "Way to stand your ground" and left me something like 15 tip on 40-something.
Your story reminds me of the time I was working at a restaurant up at school. These 3 good-looking girls were seated in my section, and I knew they were PSU students. So I get double-sat with a mid-aged couple and their kid next to these girls. I go to the girls' table, do my schpeel on the specials and featured platters.
"Can I get you ladies something to drink?"
Bimbo1: "Can I get a frozen margarita?"
Bimbo2&3: "Yea, we want the same thing"
"Sure, can I just see your IDs, please?"
Bimbo1: <soft voice> "Um, we aren't 21...but we aren't driving"
"Uh...sorry, but I can't serve minors - I'll lose my job"
Bimbo3: "After this we're going to an exclusive sorority party. You can come with us when you're done if you..."
"Nope, sorry. I can't serve you alcohol"
Meanwhile the family next to me is hearing all this. So they then order water and small, inexpensive dishes. Then I go to the family kind of ticked, but they understood.
Later, the girls leave and left me a dollar tip on a combined check of 20-something. However, the family paid with credit and wrote on the bottom of my receipt "Way to stand your ground" and left me something like 15 tip on 40-something.
Yeah honestly, there is too much of that kind of bs going around where people think just because they are attractive that everything has to go their way. It's ok though, usually things get sorted out by fate... or by the mafia.
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lots and lots of fail
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From: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroit
Originally Posted by DetainedCivic
hahaha that is so FUNNY. They may look pretty, but there intelligence makes them look buckin UGLY. Like WE'RE SO STUPID oh my gosh
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From: My own level of hell
I woulda said something like, "So let me tap that pretty ass and I will see what I can do"
I also would be looking for employment shortly afterh:
I also would be looking for employment shortly after
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