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Old May 4, 2006 | 10:19 AM
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Good show, Brad. When I come in, I'll butt in line and make a big gay scene :chuckles: Just kidding.

Your story reminds me of the time I was working at a restaurant up at school. These 3 good-looking girls were seated in my section, and I knew they were PSU students. So I get double-sat with a mid-aged couple and their kid next to these girls. I go to the girls' table, do my schpeel on the specials and featured platters.

"Can I get you ladies something to drink?"
Bimbo1: "Can I get a frozen margarita?"
Bimbo2&3: "Yea, we want the same thing"
"Sure, can I just see your IDs, please?"
Bimbo1: <soft voice> "Um, we aren't 21...but we aren't driving"
"Uh...sorry, but I can't serve minors - I'll lose my job"
Bimbo3: "After this we're going to an exclusive sorority party. You can come with us when you're done if you..."
"Nope, sorry. I can't serve you alcohol"

Meanwhile the family next to me is hearing all this. So they then order water and small, inexpensive dishes. Then I go to the family kind of ticked, but they understood.

Later, the girls leave and left me a dollar tip on a combined check of 20-something. However, the family paid with credit and wrote on the bottom of my receipt "Way to stand your ground" and left me something like 15 tip on 40-something.
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