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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 01:52 AM
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So I wake to a very, very uncomfortable pain in my stomach. Its the nauseating feeling mixed with having to shit. I go drop a bomb and my stomach still is in dire pain.

I try laying it off and relaxing, I get that 'point of no return' feeling of puking. You have to understand, Ill do whatever it takes OTHER than puking; its so nasty to me. So I step outside and hurl chucks of undigested sandwich in which I ate about 2 hours previous.

Ironically, Ive never had luck with these sandwiches since theyve always made feel not feel so hot. But they're 'poor boy' and cheap and easy. Since I only ate one, I just went and ran over the other one, reversed and ran it over again, in spite.

Now I have that lingering acidic taste in my mouth with semi-chunks floating around my nasal/sinus area. This is a first. Definetely FTL.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:01 AM
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drink something carbonated, like sprite or club soda, it'll help settle your stomach. Sounds like food poisoning, man.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:04 AM
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ginger ale usually helps
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:34 AM
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Round 2. That sucked even worse. Liquid came out my nose and eyes. Ewwwwwwww. Cant get rid of this taste or smell. And no carbonation around here and its 3:30. Friday is already starting to suck.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:34 AM
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P.S. 1900 ftw
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:59 AM
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Sorry man.

I always eat a couple Rolaids when i have a stomache ache. They are GodLike.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:28 AM
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make sure you pull your hair back craig
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 04:40 AM
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what kind of sammich is this? Sounds like food poisoning. :hs:
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 05:40 AM
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i hate throwing up.. i havent puked in like 4, 5 years though :shrug:
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 06:41 AM
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Maybe gyro's will make it feel all better.

Always sucks getting interrupted of sleeping from puking. Reminds me of my kidney stone days.
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