So I wake to a very, very uncomfortable pain in my stomach. Its the nauseating feeling mixed with having to shit. I go drop a bomb and my stomach still is in dire pain.

I try laying it off and relaxing, I get that 'point of no return' feeling of puking. You have to understand, Ill do whatever it takes OTHER than puking; its so nasty to me. So I step outside and hurl chucks of undigested sandwich in which I ate about 2 hours previous.

Ironically, Ive never had luck with these sandwiches since theyve always made feel not feel so hot. But they're 'poor boy' and cheap and easy. Since I only ate one, I just went and ran over the other one, reversed and ran it over again, in spite.

Now I have that lingering acidic taste in my mouth with semi-chunks floating around my nasal/sinus area. This is a first. Definetely FTL.