I <3 puke.

 

Go lay nakid in the tub sans water...


That way you can puke and poop to your hearts delight...

 

You know, while I've always hated puking, if I feel like I'm going to I'd much rather do it as soon as possible. I always feel so much better after I puke. I hate that "oh god I think I might puke feeling," and the hanging out over the toilet waiting for it to come is terrible. Puke, Brush teeth, pop some rolaids, drink some water, brush teeth again, back to bed and good as new.

That sucks though, man. Stay away from those sandwiches.

 

Well gentleman, I made it to work. It was defintely a slight case of the FP. Ah well, its the weekend at 5pm!!

 

Worst is sitting on the toilet, then barfing into a trashcan and exploding shit at the same time.

 

Youre a multi-tasker dude!

 

I can also do my taxes and clean the bath tub.

 

been there done that.... whats worse is when your bathroom only has a tiny trashcan... and your starting to fill it up hnoes:

 

What's even worse is waking up every 30 minutes on the second to repeat for most of the night

 

that's some hardcore shit... you need to learn to sleep while hugging the porcelain(sp?) god.... and if you can aim your ass at the shower.. then your all set... just fall asleep and any thing comes out... it'll get washed down when you wake up