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Old 02-22-2006, 07:48 AM
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Jack Bauer has killed over 48 people in 4 days, how many people has Chuck killed?
Old 02-22-2006, 07:57 AM
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who the hell is jack bauer?


i.e. Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer. Case Closed.
Old 02-22-2006, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by reno96teg
who the hell is jack bauer?


i.e. Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer. Case Closed.

Keifer Sutherland in 24
Old 02-22-2006, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by skabone69
Jack Bauer has killed over 48 people in 4 days, how many people has Chuck killed?
Alot more than 48. They just don't know they're dead yet.. Plus Chuck is Death. He kills all the old people.
Old 02-22-2006, 08:12 AM
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Can Jack Bauer divide by 0, I DONT THINK SO
Old 02-22-2006, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by RB
Keifer Sutherland in 24
ah, so jack bauer is made up, where as chuck norris is real. so once again..


Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer. Case Closed.
Old 02-22-2006, 09:01 AM
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24 sucks
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Jack is scared to use his real name in the series due to the fact that Chuck will find him and de-ball him. Then of course comes the famous roundhouse to the taint!h:
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Bauer shot down a helicopter with a P229 that fires magic rounds.
Old 02-22-2006, 11:15 AM
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Jack Bauer actually got pissed that Keifer Sutherland was playing his character so he hunted him down and killed him.

Jack is a weapons and tactics expert, he could take out Chuck Norris with a sniper scope miles away.

Bauer>Norris



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