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Old 02-22-2006, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SaviouR

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Old 02-22-2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SlowRolla
GOD > JESUS
Old 02-22-2006, 12:52 PM
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they're both pussies.

edit: i mean jack and chuck, not God or Jesus h:
Old 02-22-2006, 01:56 PM
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once again, jack bauer is fake.. made up. chuck norris isn't. he's a real, walking, talking, human being (or some kind of being).

so this isn't even an argument. norris > bauer.

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Old 02-22-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by reno96teg
once again, jack bauer is fake.. made up. chuck norris isn't. he's a real, walking, talking, human being (or some kind of being).

so this isn't even an argument. norris > bauer.

:closed:
:werd: real > not real

EDIT: like boobies.
Old 02-22-2006, 02:32 PM
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It's not about how many people Chuck Norris has killed, it's about how many people he could kill.

Some analysts agree that if used to his full potential, he could kill the entire population of Georgia with one kick.
Old 02-22-2006, 04:37 PM
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"jack bauer" sounds like "white power" if you say it fast enough. h:

chuck > jack.
Old 02-22-2006, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by End of Eternity
"jack bauer" sounds like "white power" if you say it fast enough. h:
You totally owned Jack Bauer.
Old 02-22-2006, 04:44 PM
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saying jesus (jack bauer) is better than god (chuck norris) ... is blasphemy... and therefor you will go to hell... chuck norris WILL put you there... just wait
Old 02-22-2006, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tegbooster
saying jesus (jack bauer) is better than god (chuck norris) ... is blasphemy... and therefor you will go to hell... chuck norris WILL put you there... just wait
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