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Old 02-22-2006, 11:18 AM
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chuck would hear it coming and catch it with his teeth!
Old 02-22-2006, 11:21 AM
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Why is everyone trying to dethrone Chuck Norris?
Old 02-22-2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by 97civicEXVTEC
Why is everyone trying to dethrone Chuck Norris?
cause Jack is better
Old 02-22-2006, 11:23 AM
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because they are jealous and are trying find someone better but its not going to happen
Old 02-22-2006, 11:25 AM
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Chuck Norris could kill more terrorists in 1 sec with a roundhouse kick then Jack Bauer could kill in a whole season of 24. hfawk:
Old 02-22-2006, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by skabone69
Jack Bauer actually got pissed that Keifer Sutherland was playing his character so he hunted him down and killed him.

Jack is a weapons and tactics expert, he could take out Chuck Norris with a sniper scope miles away.

Bauer>Norris
chuck norris would sense the bullets presence...round house kick the bullet deflecting it directly through the sniper scope into Jack "the fag" Bauers eye.
Old 02-22-2006, 11:38 AM
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www.jackbauerisjesus.com
Old 02-22-2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by F22B Prelude
Chuck Norris could kill more terrorists in 1 sec with a roundhouse kick then Jack Bauer could kill in a whole season of 24. hfawk:
could, but why hasn't he done it? Jack is a man of action and doesn't hessitate to kill a man. Chuck is an emotional guy and will.
thus Jack .
Old 02-22-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by skabone69
could, but why hasn't he done it? Jack is a man of action and doesn't hessitate to kill a man. Chuck is an emotional guy and will.
thus Jack .
If he is emotional, then why doesn't he cry?
Old 02-22-2006, 12:10 PM
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Chuck's tears are a cure for cancer! If he did cry we wouldnt have cancer patients!



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