He may not understand proper etiquete, but he can shock the fuck out of random people

 

right... cause a little electric shock will save your car for sure gloves are so hard to put on! or long sleeves are hard to find... you suck dude!

 

You are the stupid one for thinking of such a stupid thing. If it isn't going to be a hurtful shock...after I go...ow damn that shocked me, I would just break the window and....OH avoid the handle ALL TOGETHER. Way to think that one through you dumbass.

Also, avoid the JiffyLube in zip 33321 area..he might put shockers on your oil pan bolt. that would be genius.

IP ban for this "smart" one?

 

Should I be worried then? :rick:

 

shit yo and i thought that when i joined this forum shit people would be fuking smarter but i guess im dealing with fuking little 12 year olds or 42 year olds who still live with mommy and daddy....HEY..DO THEY STILL FUKING TUCK YOU IN AT NIGHT...fuking retards....but ok babies..let me extraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa specific then..because your simple minds cant think outta the box....
#1...after getting a small shock to the fingers you thik like any average human...that was a little shock, what happens if i grab it longer..
#2...i will have an alarm on the car..not just any alarm but a really good one...
#3...the alarm will be linked to my remote which will page me from a really really far radius if ever reached to exceed 1 mile...
#4...if you think that im dissing theives n shit n saying they cant steal my shit, then your wrong,i will put money on anycar that i WILL get stolen in matter of time...im trying to slow them down as much as possible....
#5...a broken window is alot cheaper than fuking tv's and anything else stolen in your car...
#6...the point is to eliminate rookies period, and stall thie serious people...
if anyone still cant see the point..seriously...go back to kindergarden because my point is pretty concrete here...
ooo and one more thing..for anyone getting their oil changed in the 33321 area..mention the door handle shockers idea and i will personally fuk your shit up...so lets see some smart ass fuk wit that...
you thik your funny draconius...bring your peice of shit to me then...
pine island a mcnab...next to tire kingdom and tint world...just mention your name...fukin pussy.

 

I have the alarm you speak of. The one with remote access up to a mile. Umm yeah, there's no way its going to stop someone if they want your car.

Secondly, I don't think you can speak for the "average human", as obviously you do not represent this catagory.

 

You're an atrosity to the English language.

 

1. What idiot says.. 'ouch that hurt, lets try it again, maybe I won't get shocked this time' ?
2. A really good alarm? Good for you, I still don't see the point in electric handles.
3. A really really far radius? Ok, so.. someone grabs the handle-gets shocked-then breaks in setting off the alarm... How is this any different from just setting off the alarm? If the shock doesn't prevent someone and they break in instead, whats the difference in when you know if you are a mile away, shocking them doesn't do shit.
4. I still dont see how shocking someone will prevent them or SLOW them down from stealing your car. Look at previous posts.. a brick, baseball bat, etc. will circumvent your shitty idea.
5. A broken window is going to happen either way, so either the car will be gone or your TV's. Either way, shocking them does shit. And your 'point' is non-existent.
6. Im getting tired of repeating myself, read 4 and 5 its the same shit and you have no point.

So all in all, e-thug, if you enjoy wasting money on useless security for your car - go for it. But don't come crying to us when you get pounded in the ass by a lawsuit.

Oh yeah.. what happens when it rains?

 

Valid point on the rain :lmfao:

 

Shocking them would get them mad and then instead of stealing something in your car they fuck it up for good, and steal everything inside. If the theives are smart, they would already be wearing gloves to eliminate prints, whether they're stealing the car or just stuff inside. Just wait until your friend with a heart condition goes up to your car and tries to open the door before you shut it off.