You are the stupid one for thinking of such a stupid thing. If it isn't going to be a hurtful shock...after I go...ow damn that shocked me, I would just break the window and....OH avoid the handle ALL TOGETHER. Way to think that one through you dumbass.
Also, avoid the JiffyLube in zip 33321 area..he might put shockers on your oil pan bolt. that would be genius.
IP ban for this "smart" one?