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Old Feb 10, 2006 | 06:34 AM
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im thinkin about putting live wire to my door handles...i want to put them in the inside part so if some loser tries to press charges for ACTUALLY FAILING TO STEAL MY SHIT....he would lose the claim because what were his fingers doing inside my handle...now the live wire will be connected through a switch inside the trunk that will be activated manually so that if the remote happens to run out of battery i dont get tasered...when ever i leave the car i flip the swith,close the trunk and dip..the open it up..disable the swith n go...any other suggestions???
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Old Feb 10, 2006 | 07:11 AM
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I look forward to reading about you in 'The Darwin Awards'.
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Old Feb 11, 2006 | 01:36 PM
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haha...yea i just spoke with my electrical guy..he says hes down for the idea...imma have that put in in like 2 weeks...cant wait....
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Old Feb 11, 2006 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pierranchis
haha...yea i just spoke with my electrical guy..he says hes down for the idea...imma have that put in in like 2 weeks...cant wait....
that's pretty funny. you're gonna get the piss sued out of you if someone touches your door handle while the car's locked and he gets hurt though.
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Old Feb 11, 2006 | 06:28 PM
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What year is your car? If im not mistaken, the handles on my 98 are plastic. Not the best conductor. i agree with 98 coupe though, REALLY dumb idea. Your gonna really hurt some little kid that goes and touches your door handle, is that your goal?
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Old Feb 12, 2006 | 06:45 AM
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hahaha...listen dude...there is gonna be one strip of metal in the inside peice of the door handle..the only wy you will get shocked is if for some reason you are intending on opening my door..and anyways..has anyone here heard of static shocks...the little kid will get taserd(not by much voltage) cuz im not trying to kill someone...and the parents like always will think that it was a static shock and ignore it...you have to intentionally open the door to get shocked..my friend has it in his accord..thats where i getting it from...he fooled me and shocked the shit outta me...its nothing serious but it scares the hell outta you though...you just have to run the proper voltage...
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Old Feb 12, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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I wouldn't do it. It sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. So what happens when the car is soaked from a wash or rain?
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Old Feb 12, 2006 | 11:15 AM
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not a lawsuit...but a big ass vato with a baseball bat is gonna come for you.
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Old Feb 12, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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this makes me head hurt. :a:
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Old Feb 12, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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If a parent of a child assumes they are laying on the ground twitching because of static discharge needs to have their head examined.

Stupid idea, by the way.
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