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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 09:39 PM
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have sex wit another girl, dont take a shower, then hook up with her and have her give you some oral then tell her about it. should set things straight between the two of you.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by gsr converters
have sex wit another girl, dont take a shower, then hook up with her and have her give you some oral then tell her about it. should set things straight between the two of you.
:rofl: ftw
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Civichik
just be happy u left her and she wont be crawling into your sheets after getting herpes from the guy with the OC haircut.
Originally Posted by RB
Fuck her best friend.
Originally Posted by gsr converters
have sex wit another girl, dont take a shower, then hook up with her and have her give you some oral then tell her about it. should set things straight between the two of you.
omfg.. you guys have me rolling.

Now I know where I am getting my advice from.h:
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
she's a hoe ... "best day of her life"?

1. get your stuff back, don't break up, get your stuff back. (dvds, games, clothes)
2. find out who this "guy" is
3. pound that just one last time ... hit it knowing she's a whore.
4. you and your boys roll up on this "guy" and whoop his ass. When you're done, take his wallet.
5. dump your bitch.

You'll profit, have angry sex, and not lose anything in the process.
Andrew always has the best advice for women

Originally Posted by 97civicEXVTEC
I would beat the piss out of the guy she went to the lake with. But yea, screw er.
Why dudes are just going to be dudes....id be mad at the broad...im in a situation where a girl im talking to has a boyfriend. I know her boyfriend...i dont like him...im doing this out of spite....hoping he would say something to me...but it hasnt happened yet cus he doesnt know...but its her fault for allowing me to do the things i do

Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™
If she was decieving you for a month, what makes you think she'll change her ways?
She had her chance to be honest with you... and she failed.
Move on.
Yea thats what im saying....if straight from the door i cant trust you then it'll never happen
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:37 AM
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during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.

- plow her snooch, when she gives you the pre-o face, stop. Pretend you have a scratch on your foot and kill the mood.

- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.

- while you're tagging her from behind ... eat a cheeseburger. Put extra onions on it and blow into her holes.

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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.
- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.
BH:AJHBjahhahjahhaha will definatly keep this in mind.

:rofl:
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.

- plow her snooch, when she gives you the pre-o face, stop. Pretend you have a scratch on your foot and kill the mood.

- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.

- while you're tagging her from behind ... eat a cheeseburger. Put extra onions on it and blow into her holes.

And if she's into all that, run like hell.


Or video it and sell online ftw.
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.

- plow her snooch, when she gives you the pre-o face, stop. Pretend you have a scratch on your foot and kill the mood.

- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.

- while you're tagging her from behind ... eat a cheeseburger. Put extra onions on it and blow into her holes.

surprise IDB! and cum all over her hair and shit...
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:45 AM
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Abe Lincoln FTW!
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 06:46 AM
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dude fuck her one more time... tell her you want her to suck your dick while you're on top than just shit on her chest!


after that you have a choice of just leaving or trying the chillie dog.
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