Originally Posted by e3NiNe
during your last hump session ... do some crazy nasty shit.
- plow her snooch, when she gives you the pre-o face, stop. Pretend you have a scratch on your foot and kill the mood.
- when you're about to blow, run to her face like you have a live grenade.
- while you're tagging her from behind ... eat a cheeseburger. Put extra onions on it and blow into her holes.
And if she's into all that, run like hell.
Or video it and sell online ftw.